Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

Some of them are inexplicable (okay one, and it's Tinder related)...
  1. Had an invite to this cool thing. Needed said invite to get a free drink.
  2. Uploaded this to a Facebook group I follow for subs and journalists highlighting subbing fails.
  3. Oh this is one of those automatically-saved-from-whatsapp things. Friend was in Hungary and making me jealous by saying how hot it was, while London was suitably grey.
  4. An actual Tinder conversation which explains why I really have to delete Tinder. Needless to say, this was a quick unmatch.
  5. Rules of drinking, as taken from the Quo Vadis website. Tips for life, basically.