1. Where do all my socks go, why don't I have pairs?
  2. I don't know what "100" emoji is and I don't want to google it.
  3. I'm running late and I only have time to comb my hair or do my makeup. Which do I choose?!
  4. Do hashtags work on this site?
  5. Will anyone ever follow me back?
  6. If I wear all black with a bright green scarf does that make me look "French noir" or "old lady at a pottery store making a vase because she is divorced and decided never to have children so now she's alone on a Saturday trying to occupy her life until she inevitably dies?"
  7. Help me!