- •On Mondays I tell myself it's Tuesday.
- •I listened to Kimya Dawson all morning.
- •I've been at work since 8am but I still feel like I'm asleep.
- •Sometimes when I'm at work I think: "I have a philosophy degree!!! I'm overqualified for this job!"
- •Then I think "I have a philosophy degree. Everyone said I'd never find a job."
- •Screw you naysayers!