Tuesday

  1. On Mondays I tell myself it's Tuesday.
  2. I listened to Kimya Dawson all morning.
  3. I've been at work since 8am but I still feel like I'm asleep.
  4. Sometimes when I'm at work I think: "I have a philosophy degree!!! I'm overqualified for this job!"
  5. Then I think "I have a philosophy degree. Everyone said I'd never find a job."
  6. Screw you naysayers!