Here are some of the lies you've told us over the years

If Amy Carter asks you out for a night cap, you do not say no. No, no more...
  1. You went to Harvard
  2. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb pinky
  3. You have a brother-dad, a mother-sister
  4. You have two kids, no wait, you have one kid, no you have a baby with a Chinese local
  5. You're a deaf mute
  6. Now, you're telling us that you're a world class hurdler and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter.
  7. ...allow me to bask in the glow. Not now Turk, I'm glow-basking.
  8. I didn't sleep with Amy Carter... We did everything but.