Here are some of the lies you've told us over the years
If Amy Carter asks you out for a night cap, you do not say no. No, no more...
- •You went to Harvard
- •You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb pinky
- •You have a brother-dad, a mother-sister
- •You have two kids, no wait, you have one kid, no you have a baby with a Chinese local
- •You're a deaf mute
- •Now, you're telling us that you're a world class hurdler and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter.
- •...allow me to bask in the glow. Not now Turk, I'm glow-basking.
- •I didn't sleep with Amy Carter... We did everything but.