Thoughts I had while getting a couples massage with my best friend
We should have taken a picture at any point in the 2.5 hours we were there. We never do.
- •Thank God I got a pedicure before this
- •Thank God I shaved
- •Why didn't I put on underwear? The masseuse is judging me.
- •So totally naked and lie here? Oh, when you said leave on your underwear, bras don't count? Ok cool.
- •What is that sound? Airplanes?
- •What is Elmo? A seal?
- •Ok, well that tickles! Focus all your energy on not kicking this woman while she attempts to massage your foot
- •I wonder what oil she is using
- •Barrage of tickles, relaxing rub downs and a lot is 'please move your arm'
- •*time for the steam bath* *masseuse tells us how to use the steam bath* what did she say?
- •Ok, I will just sit here in complete nakedness with my best friend and relax *laughs loudly for the entire time*
- •You're right, Kawaii, hand held shower heads ARE weird! How do you soap and wash?
- •It's cold! No, now it's hot! That is not the handle for the temperature! What are these things for?
- •Reflexology=pain and drink more water
- •What a lovely day!