This Weekend, July 17 Edition

My intentions vs reality
  1. Second "friend date" with new friend I met at a taxidermy lecture. 🐂
  2. Attend two comedy shows: (1) Ari Schafir with above friend and (2) a parody of This American Life. 👏
  3. Bake something for coworkers a/k/a how to make friends and influence people. 🍪
  4. Read all the things I stuck in my Pocket app this week. 📕
  5. Try a new restaurant? There's a new hair metal themed restaurant in the neighborhood. It's called Slash Run. 🍔
  6. Target. Always go to Target. 🎯
  7. Eat all the ice cream at DC Scoop Day on Saturday. 🍦