Frivolous Items I Covet

I don't think of myself as a particularly materialistic person, but every once in a while I daydream about making it rain on foolish things
  1. 1.
    Milk Makeup Cooling Water thingy to rub on my face
    Seems fun
  2. 2.
    Vintage YSL lady suits
    It's probably a complex but when I wear dresses I feel like a kid trying on mom's heels. I've never had a suit but I assume I would get super into it and start bossing around boyfriends in a Katherine Hepburn accent "Fix me a drink Leroy and make it snappy! Look at these lapels, I'm a busy woman!"
  3. 3.
    First editions of my favorite books
    I know it's snobby and I should enjoy my dollar bin paperbacks equally I JUST COVET
  4. 4.
    A weekend in a really fancy hotel in Paris
    And I keep the robe and I order room service and I take a bath and I befriend the concierge and I wander the city and I draw strangers in cafes and for two quiet days, the knot in my stomach is gone
  5. 5.
    Le Labo Gaiac perfume
    The perfect vaguely masculine perfume, only sold in Japan. Last summer it was briefly available stateside and I paid $11 for the sample. I still have a bit left because I ration. On the rare occasion that I put some on, I animorph into the sexiest woman alive and miraculous events transpire
  6. 6.
    Verameat Sprinkles The Donut Necklace
    No, you're right. It is a donut monopoly piece on a chain. I rescind my covet.
  7. 7.
    Flying first class just once
    Just once.
  8. 8.
    Kamm Pants
    $$$$$$$$$