My bio, expanded upon.
  1. Pretty confident in my opinions
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  2. Creatively inclined
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  3. With a flair for the dramatic
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  4. I want my work to be taken seriously,
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  5. And I try to play it cool. Like Anna Karina or something
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  6. But Anna Karina I am not
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  7. I'm not cool
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  8. Despite my best efforts, I care a lot.
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  9. Most of the time I feel pretty lost
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  10. And too old to be lost
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  11. And hopelessly in love with a dream that statistically won't come true
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  12. I'm afraid of waking up one day to learn that my zeal was misplaced
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  13. Of the universe flicking me on the forehead like "not today, loser!"
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  14. Of sitting in the warm, sad kiddie pool of my unrealized aspirations like
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  15. But the way I see it
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  16. Tis better to have tried and looked a damn fool
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  17. Then never to have tried at all
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  18. Not today Universe.
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