THINGS I WILL CONTINUE EATING LONG AFTER I AM FULL AND FRANKLY FEELING A LITTLE ILL

I have been generally moderate & healthy this year, but the holidays are aiming for my belly like heat-seeking missiles.
  1. Doritos
    Classic red bag only. Every other flavor is nonsense.
  2. Baked ziti
    Really any cheesy pasta with not too much red sauce, but for the family party tonight, I made it Ziti with besciamella instead of ricotta. Oh. My. Gawd.
  3. Bread stuffing
  4. Fried vegetable dumplings
    Especially from Chinese restaurants, but also the frozen ones from Costco or Trader Joes
  5. Everything bagels, veggie cream cheese, tomato slices.
    Could literally eat 3 of these in a sitting if I let myself, and we're talking LI bagels, which are humongous.
  6. Roasted broccoli and/ or cauliflower.
    With just olive oil, salt, & pepper. Healthy?