Public Hand Soaps Ranked Best to Worst

  1. 1.
    Pink cherry almond scented gel
    If a restaurant has this they probably give you after eight sticks too and you should come here again.
  2. 2.
    The store-bought pump of Softsoap: any kind
  3. 3.
    Any old gel soap in a pump- aloe vera scent is preferable
  4. 4.
    Quality bar soap e.g. Body Shop
  5. 5.
    The groady bar of soap e.g. Ivory
  6. 6.
    Fucking foam soap
    Why is this so ubiquitous it is the worst. Your hands don't even feel clean afterwards it is profoundly unsatisfying.