Things My Boyfriend Is Talking About Tonight
- •"Sports is art in motion"Trying to make me enjoy watching hockey . I tried. It sort of worked for a while
- •"I don't fuck with pickles. The only time I will eat a pickle is when I get a nice gherkin, quartered, next my sandwich. A quartered gherkin or garlic. Must be quartered."
- •"I knew a guy who met Ricky bubbles and randy at a bar and bubbles was a dick apparently"
- •Blabbing about the office
- •How u can get high off Tylenol extra strengthU can't
- •"U vant to get chewed?"Trying to get everyone to go smoke weed in -25 degree weather (in a fake German accent) -.-