1. People we know who have lost fingers or been mauled by wild animals
  2. Stories we know of people who have pooped in unconventional places
  3. A coming out story: "So I was in the Prius with my dad, and we were talking about Harry Potter, and I said 'because you know how Dumbledore is gay, like me-'" "What?" "I'm gay"
  4. Ted Cruz ate his booger on camera
  5. How we want to embrace aging despite our culture's overvaluing of youth
    We're all 20 or 21 btw
  6. How we want the baby boomers to die off already
    Kidding, kidding..