1. Wannabe 2002 Avril Lavigne
  2. Hot lesbian who wears a lot of skateboard brands
  3. Basic Halifax Bitch with a not-so-basic attitude
  4. Angsty 2009 high schooler with low self esteem who only listens to death cab for cutie
  5. Troll who just emerged from under the bridge and is posing as a human - apparently wearing garments on your top and bottom is a thing so I'd better slap some of those on real quick.
  6. Girl who got way too excited over her first American apparel item and stops wearing anything else for years to come
  7. Grade niner who really wants to be a hipster but is too naturally uncool and just doesn't quite execute it well
  8. Young mom going to yoga class