Why I Might Be Cranky Right Now, With the Most Likely Reason at the Bottom

  1. I have been at school all day
  2. It is very cold outside
  3. I'm wearing pants that don't fit well
    They make my butt look flat :'(
  4. I have many tasks to take care of
    Including paying off several debts
  5. Life is complicated
    To live is to battle
  6. I ordered a hot chocolate at Tim Hortons and accidentally picked up someone's French vanilla
    And I am so not feeling it 😒