Allow Me to Listroduce™ Myself
Probably high time I did this
- •I've been known to eat butter straight from the dish at restaurantsI am also not above licking my plate in public. Like... I will pick up my plate... Off the table... And drag my tongue across it.
- •I have no shame (if this wasn't clear from the first point)Lewd humor enthusiast and I will be the person who takes the joke too far. It brings me an odd sense of satisfaction to make other people uncomfortable.
- •My dog(s) will always sleep in my bed with me.They've earned it.
- •I prefer dogs to peopleThis is my Great Dane. Her name is Belladonna. We share a soul.
- •I'm drawn to people who can keep up with me at the dinner table2 appetizers, share some main dishes, and at least 2 desserts. And coffee. Don't be afraid to eat with me.
- •Music is in my bloodI love to play piano and sing. I'm currently learning the guitar, ukulele, and violin. Music is what I do. I'm good at it and I'm thankful for that gift. It has rescued me often.
- •I've got a pair of brass ones.I'm a ballsy gal. I've grown up with 3 brothers and all male cousins. Most of my closest friends are males. I'm not submissive and I can definitely hold my own.
- •I work for an amazing companyTortuga Backpacks. I was the first employee they ever hired. I get to live and work and travel on my terms thanks to this awesome company.
- •I get sick a lotMultiple autoimmune diseases. I try not to let it slow me down.
- •I'm a southpawAnd damn proud of it.