1. Avoiding phone calls from family trying to wish me happy birthday by pretending to be in class literally all day
  2. Avoiding responding to happy birthday texts from friends for as long as humanly possible
  3. Avoiding Facebook like the plague so I don't have to see birthday messages from people I haven't spoken to since high school
  4. Avoiding a birthday dinner because I have to "study for finals" (not actually a lie!)
  5. Ugh
  6. Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy birthdays?