HOW BIRTH WORKS, ACCORDING TO OUR THREE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.
- •She originally came from a place called "American Donuts." ("American Donuts?" "Yes.")
- •She then grew inside an egg.
- •That egg was next to a tree.
- •That tree was near our house.
- •She hatched out of the egg.
- •She was a "dinosaur chick."
- •She ate the whole tree. Every day. Because she was a big T-Rex.
- •Also, she was inside her mama's tummy and came out through her vagina. Dada helped.