1. She originally came from a place called "American Donuts." ("American Donuts?" "Yes.")
  2. She then grew inside an egg.
  3. That egg was next to a tree.
  4. That tree was near our house.
  5. She hatched out of the egg.
  6. She was a "dinosaur chick."
  7. She ate the whole tree. Every day. Because she was a big T-Rex.
  8. Also, she was inside her mama's tummy and came out through her vagina. Dada helped.