LAST NIGHT I HAD A SEX DREAM
- •Regis and Kathie Lee were sitting at a round table in a crowded restaurant.
- •They were maybe a little younger than they are right now, not quite the ages they were when they still had the show together.
- •They were wearing all white.
- •They started to kiss.
- •Then their clothes were off...
- •...and they were having (missionary) sex on the table. The crowd began to applaud.
- •I really don't wanna think about what this means.