LAST NIGHT I HAD A SEX DREAM

  1. Regis and Kathie Lee were sitting at a round table in a crowded restaurant.
  2. They were maybe a little younger than they are right now, not quite the ages they were when they still had the show together.
  3. They were wearing all white.
  4. They started to kiss.
  5. Then their clothes were off...
  6. ...and they were having (missionary) sex on the table. The crowd began to applaud.
  7. I really don't wanna think about what this means.