LIVE-LISTING FROM A BACHELOR PARTY IN SARATOGA DURING TRAVERS WEEKEND
- •Well, so far all I've really done is jump on a trampoline with my nephew and nieces. But it's going to get crazy! I swear!
- •At the Olde Bryant Inn, I ate a steak covered in Gorgonzola, panko, horseradish; fried mozzarella; fried mushrooms; chicken wings; and calamari.
- •At the bar, we got our ass handed to us in darts.
- •The cab driver taking us to the upstate New York strip club claims to have two wives.Two wives seems to be a lot of trouble.
- •Oh, wait, now the cab driver is talking about anal with his two wives.I have some regrets about the evening already.
- •A primer on Upstate New York strip clubs: there is very little nudity; the women are all local; the men are, well, the usual, both naive and needy.
- •After the strip club: frisbee in the park with a glow-in-the-dark frisbee.
- •I only slept three hours. 😕