THINGS WE CONSUMED TONIGHT AT THE COMMODORE TO GET OVER HOW MUCH WE HATED "WHILE WE'RE YOUNG."

  1. The Cadillac nachos.
  2. The fried chicken plate.
  3. The sautéed kale.
  4. Five Commodores.
  5. Two old fashioneds.
  6. Two viewings of "Summer School."