TIMES WE COMPARED OURSELVES TO CINDERELLA WHILE WATCHING "CINDERELLA" WITH OUR KID THIS MORNING.

  1. "I've got a lot of chores around here, just like Cinderella."--my wife.
  2. "I'm trying to go get a cappuccino and you keep stopping me from going. This is exactly like Cinderella trying to get to the ball, and her evil stepmother trying to screw her."--me.