7 TIMES JANE FONDA TAUGHT A GAY DUDE TO LIVE (SLIDESHOW)

Listen as Jane Fonda helps gay men throughout history become tolerable
  1. Anderson Cooper, puny mortal
    "Use those biceps, Vanderbilt. Can't even see them under that Build-A-Bear getup."
  2. Lee Daniels, putty in Jane's hands
    "Smile harder, Lee. I'm a living legend wearing a jumpsuit made from zebra and snow leopard. This is a huge moment for you."
  3. Harvey Milk, charming layperson
    "Harvey! Happy to be acquainted, sad there's a riverboat somewhere missing a blackjack dealer. Rent my VHS on ironing tips sometime.
  4. The Village People and Michael Jackson, fancy dancy boys
    "Whatever the hell you boys do after hours, just know I pegged David Geffen first."
  5. Anthony Perkins, simpering manchild
    "Like my Tab Hunter impression, queen?"
  6. Miss Coco Peru, drag peasant to Lady Jane
    "The Black Panthers and I avoided that bullshit Marlo Thomas flip all throughout the '60s, honey. Disturbed us then. Disturbs us now."
  7. Andy Cohen, stuttering simpleton
    "Oh, I get it. You're like a Ted Turner for idiots."