CONGRATS ON YOUR GARBAGE TWEET ABOUT HOW MADONNA'S OLD
- •Madonna made out with a younger dude! How revolting/desperate, you tweeted? Oh, humor! After all, that younger dude wrote a sexual song about Madonna and she was supposed to be an aloof virgin angel about it. But she wasn't! That idiot!
- •Madonna's a woman in her fifties and she's not acting like your mom! That is worthy of mockery!
- •Madonna is fucking better than your fucking mom.
- •It's so desperate how Madonna does what she wants, looks amazing, and has no contemporaries, RIGHT?
- •If we look at a sexual icon being sexual in her fifties and think, "Ew," then we probably need Madonna now more than ever.