REASONS VOGUEING IS IMPORTANT
Madonna's "Vogue" video is 25 today.
- •It's air traffic control for unicorns.
- •It is how we make friends with the gay deaf.
- •Sometimes it looks like a toddler falling down some stairs.
- •It is full of teachable geometry.
- •I would do it at church.
- •It's the opposite of Irish dancing
- •It's "YMCA" for the gay elite.
- •In the video Madonna looks like if Marlene Dietrich were an American Gladiator. Respect.