Madonna's "Vogue" video is 25 today.
  1. It's air traffic control for unicorns.
  2. It is how we make friends with the gay deaf.
  3. Sometimes it looks like a toddler falling down some stairs.
  4. It is full of teachable geometry.
  5. I would do it at church.
  6. It's the opposite of Irish dancing
  7. It's "YMCA" for the gay elite.
  8. In the video Madonna looks like if Marlene Dietrich were an American Gladiator. Respect.