THINGS ALEX TREBEK IS TELLING ME HERE
Watch us hang out on "Jeopardy!" May 8.
- •"Nice blazer. You look like a sophomore at Radcliffe."
- •"I picked out the color of the set. Like it? Reminds me of Fanta."
- •"I can tell you're intimidated by my cryptic grimace and tangelo complexion. Merv Griffin wasn't. That's why he's Merv Griffin and you're some sad Hilary Swank role."
- •"Sajak could dead-lift you."
- •"Ken Jennings wants this job. Can you imagine? Thinks the world's his tabernacle. A shame."
- •"Don't be creepy with the buzzer, queen."
- •"Have fun. But keep it the hell down."