THINGS ALEX TREBEK IS TELLING ME HERE

Watch us hang out on "Jeopardy!" May 8.
  1. "Nice blazer. You look like a sophomore at Radcliffe."
  2. "I picked out the color of the set. Like it? Reminds me of Fanta."
  3. "I can tell you're intimidated by my cryptic grimace and tangelo complexion. Merv Griffin wasn't. That's why he's Merv Griffin and you're some sad Hilary Swank role."
  4. "Sajak could dead-lift you."
  5. "Ken Jennings wants this job. Can you imagine? Thinks the world's his tabernacle. A shame."
  6. "Don't be creepy with the buzzer, queen."
  7. "Have fun. But keep it the hell down."