THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT AT HOME THAN THEY ARE IN CHICAGO

  1. microwave buttons have a higher, more aggressive pitch
  2. potted plant in the bathroom
  3. silverware caddy is in middle of lower level of dishwasher
    instead of on the right side
  4. framed poem in the bathroom
  5. dishes all match each other
    instead of the Inherited-From-Randos-Chic vibe we've got going on in Chitown
  6. it is much much quieter
    no drunk bros yelling at their friends as they walk home, no sirens, no leaf blower guy from MAC at 8:00 am
  7. landline phone
  8. there is a dog
    photo evidence: