Requested by mrsmule

WHEN AT FOOTBALL GAMES I'M THE FAN THAT........

  1. Has team logoed piercings dangling from my nipples
  2. Yells at fans who I think are leaving the game early, but are really only going to the pisser
  3. Because of the previous item, is asked by other fans if it's OK to go to the pisser.
  4. Doesn't usually remember the 4th quarter
  5. Buys a 20 dollar sun visor - or whatever it costs (it was the 4th quarter) - when it's 40 degrees out
  6. High fives people around me in the face - on purpose 😉