WHEN AT FOOTBALL GAMES I'M THE FAN THAT........
- •Has team logoed piercings dangling from my nipples
- •Yells at fans who I think are leaving the game early, but are really only going to the pisser
- •Because of the previous item, is asked by other fans if it's OK to go to the pisser.
- •Doesn't usually remember the 4th quarter
- •Buys a 20 dollar sun visor - or whatever it costs (it was the 4th quarter) - when it's 40 degrees out
- •High fives people around me in the face - on purpose 😉