ANECDOTES OF A FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Requested by @DawnCloud - I got you girl. This list is full of my biggest annoyances whist working and the most bizarre things I have seen.
  1. So as you may know I'm a "trolly dolly"
    And in this job I've realised people are weird.
  2. MY BIGGEST HATE IS PEOPLE TUGGING ON MY SKIRT FOR MY ATTENTION
    How on earth is this an acceptable way to treat anybody? And this happens every flight.
  3. I have witnessed many parents change their child's nappy on their tray table, and proceed to give me their dirty nappy.
    PEOPLE EAT ON THOSE. AND WE HAVE BABY CHANGING FACILITIES.
  4. Talking of babies.. This has not happened personally to me, but I know many flight attendants who have watched parents put their child in the overhead locker.
    Excuse me, what?!
  5. If we catch any one in the mile high club...
    We will applaud you when you come out, and embarrass you. Then ban you from flying with us ever again. Lol.
  6. Talking of the mile high club, do not ask me if I am a member.
    In what other profession do you find it acceptable to talk of anyone else's bedroom habits?? It's rude.
  7. We know you're not watching our safety demo.
    So we tend to do something silly and see if anybody actually notices
  8. We need to get used to different cultures and learn not to be offended. Fast.
    I was once asked "when was the last time you menstruated?" I was warned if I was ever asked this some cultures find it unhygienic to have food served from a lady who is currently on her period. I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM CLEAN REGARDLESS.
  9. Please. Respect. The. Curtain.
    I haven't eaten since 4am this morning, I am starving and my feet are agony. Please pretty please, if the curtain is closed, do not approach us unless this is an emergency.
  10. However, I truly have the best job ever. Having an office in the sky and getting to meet all sorts of characters every day makes me very happy ✈️💖