EMBARRASSING MOMENTS I'VE FAILED MISERABLY IN FORGETTING

Times I wanted the ground to swallow me
  1. "Hi Louise" replied with "yeah good"
    KILL ME
  2. Said love you instead of thank you to my bus driver
    UGghhh
  3. I have a skirt that zips all the way down the back and it burst in a taxi. Exposing my anatomy to my taxi driver in the process.
    WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?!
  4. Farted really loud in school when I was like 13
    I still sweat with embarrassment thinking about it
  5. Fell over during a safety demo at work
    The stag do's found this hilarious and I wanted to die