WHAT IT IS LIKE STAYING FRIENDS WITH YOUR PIECE OF SHIT EX

To everyone who thought it was a good idea to take the high road and remain friends. EVEN THOUGH UR EX IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
  1. Oh he's text me. AGAIN.
    However I'll reply politely cause y'know, I said we could stay friends.
  2. It's all fun and games until they start calling you by your old cute nicknames
    You don't have the right anymore.
  3. When you get at least a weekly text saying how much he misses you... But he has a new girlfriend
  4. When you know you were treated horribly whilst you were together, but he's still managed to guilt trip you in to being best friends now?!!!
    HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO DO THIS?!?!
  5. When you think you're being mature still staying good friends..
    But he's only keeping you close cause he doesn't want you to move on
  6. BOY BYE