The Things I Have Not Heard When Introducing Myself by My Full Name:

"Hi, I'm Tyler Loveless..."
  1. "Me too!"
  2. "Why?"
  3. "Could you repeat that?"
  4. "You really shouldn't"
  5. "You really should"
  6. "I know a great anger Psychiatrist"
  7. "You see that's the problem with last names, they're too predictable"
  8. "I'm sorry"
  9. "What kinda nationality are you anyway"
  10. "Well then start loving"
  11. "Do you 'hurt' a little on February 14th?"