AM I A LONER OR A LOSER

Wait, don't answer that
  1. I always have to wait for my car to be serviced. Nobody's standing by to pick me up so I can leave it.
  2. Getting a pedicure by yourself sucks, which is why I've only done it twice, out of desperation.
  3. I always get end up with safe boring eyeglasses because hey I can't see myself in them so I can't take chances.
  4. Quite often a person's entourage will irritate the hell out of me. Do you really need a posse to get yourself a Pap smear?
  5. I'd rather be dropped at the door than drag along an accomplice.
  6. I'm also a terrible sidekick; I will tell you whatever you want to hear, that's cute, pick that one, you'll be fine. Whatever gets us outta there.