1. The Franco-Prussian War
  2. The Jenner Family
  3. Donald Trump's plan to save America from Syria and Mexico
  4. Zach de la Rocha's whereabouts
  5. 9/11
  6. Sweater weather or anything under the banner of climatology for that matter
  7. The new door in the foyer (though it was clearly on everyone's mind!)
  8. Hashtags
  9. The Schultz family's having zero things to do with The Peanuts Movie other than signing some checks
  10. Dad's new cyst
  11. My nephew's fixation on staging stuffed animal hostage crises a la Dog Day Afternoon
  12. The untenable amount of green bean casserole made available to us
  13. How to spell etcetera