When you're fed up with men and being polite and respectful just isn't working anymore! (Just a few)
  1. "Hi, I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    "It's in the phone book"
  2. "I know how to please a women"
    "Good, then please leave me alone."
  3. "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    "Yes and that's why I don't go there anymore."
  4. "I would go to the ends of the earth to meet you"
    "Yes, but would you stay there?"
  5. "Your face must turn a few heads"
    "And yours must turn a few stomachs."
  6. "Your place or mine?"
    "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
  7. "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
  8. "I can tell that you want me."
    "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... To leave"
  9. "You're body is like a temple"
    "Sorry, there are no services today"
  10. "Hey baby, do you have a minute?"
    "Sorry, I'm fresh out."
  11. "Is this seat empty?"
    "Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down."