1. Go pee, poo! (Please make weewee in the pad and not under the dining room table AGAIN!)
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  2. Zelda, you're a poo. (Zelda, you are an adorable creature with a high degree of sophistication)
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  3. Zelda, you're the poo. (Zelda, you are the savior creature of the Universe, brought to bring the new age of love and prosperity)
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  4. Zelda, you're a poo dog. (Zelda, you're poo are stinky and your butt smells)
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  5. You want a treat!?! (You have no idea what you did right but I will reward you for being adorable)
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  6. Cacanini Zelda!! (Zelda, what's your opinion on the current world affairs?)
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  7. Zelda, who is that!?!? (I know you act all tough when people are outside the door, but you will pee yourself of excitement if they came in a petted you right before robbing the house)
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  8. Zelda, my pooooooo! (I love you like chocolate cake that has all flavor, no calories)
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