5000 TIMES ABBIE MILLS SHOULD'VE GOT SOME DICK BUT DIDN'T

Shit's stupid man. I'm really mad about this.
  1. Every time Ichabod Crane looks her in her eyes and expresses gratitude that they've found each other
  2. The countless times Ichabod Crane saves her life with a clumsy jump move despite her combat training and gun (wtf)
  3. Every time Ichabod's love for Katrina puts the entire modern world at risk and she has to check his stupid ass
  4. Every single time Ichabod and her are cramped in that pre-revolution library talking about stupid shit like headless monsters
  5. That time she had a chance to save her ex, the Latino zombie guy
  6. That time she flirts with Thor looking dude Hawley at a bar
  7. That time that Thor looking ass dude Hawley gives her CPR
  8. When Abbie's BLACK ass is thrust back into colonial times and Ichabod's petty coat wearing ass doesn't snitch and believes her spiel about them being witnesses and saving the world from spirits and shit
  9. That time Ichabod asks about Reynolds and gives her the jealous eyes
  10. That time Reynolds gets up from his desk chair and sits on the corner of the desk, directly in front of her
  11. Every time Reynolds looks at her in every episode in season 3
  12. EVERY TIME REYNOLDS APPEARS CAUSE HE IS LANCE GROSS - ANY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN ABBIE SHOULD BE HAVING SEX WITH HIM WHAT ARE YA'LL SHOWRUNNERS EVEN DOING FUCK ME UP BRO