FIVE JOB OFFERS I WOULD ACCEPT REGARDLESS OF SALARY

đź‘€inspired by a bunch of ppl
  1. 1.
    Oprah's bread carrier
    Like I carry around a bag with an assortment of bread and she just reaches in whenever she gets a taste for some...
  2. 2.
    An extra on The Walking Dead
    'Cause like the makeup is crazy and the show is lit
  3. 3.
    Bacon tester/eater person
    I LOVE BACON BITCH IDC IF THIS DOESN'T EXIST
  4. 4.
    Secret Service duty on Sasha & Malia Obama
    I'd take this shit so seriously, but at the same time they seem so cute and fun
  5. 5.
    Eyewear model
    I think this is my destiny