MY GODMOTHER'S FUNNIEST SAYINGS

She's in the hospital and she's not doing well, so I needed to do this.
  1. "I'm almost 50 years old..."
    She was almost 50.
  2. "I'm almost 60 years old..."
    She was almost 60, mhmm.
  3. "I'm almost 70 years old..."
    Yup, you guessed it - almost 70.
  4. "Well I'm old, what else can you do?"
    She said this about things that literally had nothing to do with her age.