MY QUESTIONABLE DAILY ROUTINES

I left the weirdest things out...
  1. Listening to 'Resentment Live in Las Vegas' by Beyoncé at least once a day
    I am not bitter. At all.
  2. Checking my Twitter every couple of seconds
  3. Staring aimlessly at photos of one person I've saved from Facebook
    🙃
  4. Making weird faces and throwing my body around my room for about 3 minutes
  5. Arguing with my mother via text
    Yesterday it was her wanting my iCloud password in case I go missing...girl
  6. Discussing poop/pee patterns with @girldevin and @MegDen in our group message
  7. Making snapchat videos of myself singing songs, watching them, and then not posting them
  8. Thinking about how I will die/when I will die
  9. Sitting in the dark thinking about potential relationship issues/obstacles I would have with the person I stare at photos of