WILDEST SIDE EFFECTS I'VE HEARD IN ANTIDEPRESSANT COMMERCIALS

Like wtf, is it even worth the trouble?
  1. May cause your breasts to begin lactating
    ??????
  2. May cause death
    Ok...
  3. May cause extended erections
    Or erectile dysfunction
  4. May cause even more severe depression
    But...
  5. May cause heart disease
  6. May induce a heart attack
  7. May increase blood clots
  8. May cause insomnia
    Wouldn't that lead to more depression?!
  9. MAY RUIN YOUR LIFE