A list of things I intend to buy once I'm not broke af
  1. Portable phone charger
    I've always wanted one and, no, I don't know why
  2. Phone cord that looks like a rope
    Cuz it looks like a rope. Duh
  3. Vegetti
    It makes noodles out of things that were never intended to be noodles. Who wouldn't want that?
  4. A big bean bag pool float
    These are $160 and only God knows why
  5. A yeti tumbler
    It keeps things cold for 24 hours and I think that's cool (pun intended and most definitely premeditated)