CAPTIONS FOR A WEIRD CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT

A bizarre mashup of Christian and pagan - the best ornament on our tree
  1. Ho Ho Holy Night
  2. "Huh. Well now who sits on whose lap?"
  3. Before Rudolph, Santa's sleigh was guided by the light of Christ
  4. "Well, baby Jesus, let's see... Were you naughty or nice this year?"
    Suggested by   @franksars
  5. "So uhm... This kid is or is not going to be one of my elves? I just need clarity."
    Suggested by   @annajean14
  6. The fourth wise man was a loud dresser.
    Suggested by   @erikburg
  7. "Together we stand, divided we fall…c'mon baby, just a little myrrh?"
    Suggested by   @elmiguel
  8. And I thought MY story was tough to believe
    Suggested by   @suburbansavant
  9. Which of us reads minds better?
    Suggested by   @sophiack
  10. "Satan, please take this offering to grant me power."
    Suggested by   @eriknmichaelssrn