A bizarre mashup of Christian and pagan - the best ornament on our tree
  1. Ho Ho Holy Night
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  2. "Huh. Well now who sits on whose lap?"
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  3. Before Rudolph, Santa's sleigh was guided by the light of Christ
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  4. "Well, baby Jesus, let's see... Were you naughty or nice this year?"
    Suggested by @franksars
  5. "So uhm... This kid is or is not going to be one of my elves? I just need clarity."
    Suggested by @annajean14
  6. The fourth wise man was a loud dresser.
    Suggested by @erikburg
  7. "Together we stand, divided we fall…c'mon baby, just a little myrrh?"
    Suggested by @elmiguel
  8. And I thought MY story was tough to believe
    Suggested by @suburbansavant
  9. Which of us reads minds better?
    Suggested by @sophiack
  10. "Satan, please take this offering to grant me power."
    Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn