1. An anthropomorphic white penis in a hood, which Trump adamantly argues is "BIG ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE"
  2. The reanimated corpse of Strom Thurmond
  3. Hitler's ghost
  4. A life-size, anatomically-correct replica of Donald Trump constructed out of Ted Cruz's boogers
  5. Satan?
  6. Kylo Ren
    Suggested by @k8zinker
  7. A cold bowl of oatmeal
    Suggested by @yikes
  8. The orangutan who donated his pubes for Trump's hair transplant.
    Suggested by @franksars
  9. Not a suggestion, just needs to be shared as much as possible.
    Suggested by @egiuffri
  10. A used porta potti with glued-on googly eyes.
    Suggested by @franksars
  11. The Blue Collar Comedy Tour
    Because everyone who would vote for him would like to perpetually live in 2005.
    Suggested by @Waz
  12. Palpy
    Suggested by @moonjockey
  13. Umbridge
    Suggested by @Schmidiot
  14. Bag of Rocks
    Suggested by @andersun
  15. Thomas Jefferson
    Suggested by @Schmidiot
  16. Matzah Balls
    For the tough Jewish vote, shows up only on holidays and when there is sickness
    Suggested by @TheJuliaBeck