This list is no longer topical, but luckily fashion never goes out of style.
  1. To the bougie coffee shop with the cute barista
    Static
  2. Around the house on a Sunday
    Static
  3. To CVS for toilet paper
    Static
  4. To sleep (weekdays)
    Static
  5. To sleep (weekends 😉)
    Static
  6. On a camping trip
    Static
    Built in blanket
  7. To Home Depot for paint swatches
    Static
  8. To play board games with friends
    Static
  9. To the bodega
    Static
  10. To get married (whimsical spur of the moment wedding)
    Static
  11. To look at apartments
    Static
    My true aesthetic
  12. To therapy
    Static
  13. To day drink
    Static
  14. To night drink
    Static
  15. To visit my grandma
    Static
  16. To brunch with friends
    Static
  17. To Ikea for some sconces
    Static
  18. To a friend's 4th of July BBQ
    Static
  19. To murder my husband
    Static
  20. To get married, take 2
    Static
  21. To the divorce proceedings
    Static
  22. To a friend's wedding
    Static
    My whole life is thunder
  23. To the airport
    Static
  24. To dogsit my friends' dumb pup
    Static
  25. To steal your man
    Static
  26. To CVS for a pregnancy test
    Static
  27. To the hospital to give birth
    Static
  28. To pick up my daughter from school
    Static
  29. To preside over PTA meetings as HBIC
    Static
  30. To bed again
    Static
  31. To the farmer's market
    Static
  32. To the dog park
    Static
  33. To hike Runyon
    Static
  34. To pick up my kids from school
    Static
  35. To my own funeral
    Static