FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE ANGRY BIRDS, MINIONS, THE CGI ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
Shout out to @stevecady for the request. You are a sick bastard.
- •Fuck CGI Alvin and the ChipmunksOh I'll show you a squeakquel. Jk that's disgusting. But for real these are the most humanoid option and like, dig those jackets and shades. Idgaf you can't judge me until you look me in the eye and tell me you'd fuck a minion. I'm waiting.
- •Marry Angry BirdsThis movie was at least tolerable. Some great actors doing the voices. A few cute bird and pig puns.
- •Kill MinionsWithout question. This must end.