HOW TO SEDUCE A MORMON

Once a friend called me asking how to do this. I said, "If I knew that, I'd be married now with two kids, and my parents would still love me." Lol jk I wouldn't have any kids. But honestly, this is my advice for anyone looking to try...
  1. Step 1:
  2. Convert to Mormonism and seduce them as you gaze lovingly into their eyes over the altar at the temple as you get married.
  3. Step 2:
  4. Not up for step 1? Give up champ. You ain't getting it. Maybe try a different denomination.