🚨 Niche list 🚨
  1. Squeaky clean image
    Zero edge
  2. Aggressive marketing strategies
  3. Overwhelming whiteness
  4. Excessive upbeat singing
  5. Global branding
  6. Commercial interests
  7. Feel-good morals
  8. Dogmatic exceptionalism, i.e. "We are the total package."
  9. Colonization/appropriation, of Polynesia in particular
    See: church-owned Polynesian Cultural Center, Mormon missionary efforts in Polynesia, Polynesian performers at Disneyworld, Moana, etc.
  10. Perceived wholesomeness as a veneer for a complex and murky history