POTENT QUOTABLES FROM THE WORLD'S WORST UNCLE ON THANKSGIVING
It's not Thanksgiving until an uncle starts spewing toxic verbal diarrhea. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Sadly, I didn't make any of these up. Count your blessings!
- •(Lecturing about the Romans for some reason?) "Their taxes actually weren't that bad. Especially not compared to what we pay today!"
- •"My least favorite of these so-called actors? Ben Affleck! He doesn't have an ounce of skill as an actor. The man CANNOT. ACT."
- •(About Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Super ugly ASS FACED woman! She looks like a Bassett hound! And we're supposed to believe both Batman and Two-Face are in love with her?? I was rooting for the Joker to kill her! Put her out of my misery!!"
- •(About Kirsten Dunst) "I can't stand her! She's a terrible actor! And she's not even good-looking! Why is she in movies?"
- •(About a woman whose ex-husband came out as gay and who now dates hyper masculine truck-loving men) "She finally figured out the difference between men and women! It only took her 30 years!"
- •"Real men like girls who act like girls. That's what real men like. That's what they're attracted to. You dress like a truck-driver, you'll never get a man!"
- •(Describing gay and/or effeminate men) "Pseudo-men!"
- •"Girls cannot be trusted to look out for themselves as teenage girls."
- •(about my teenage niece) "Keep her locked up until she's 21"
- •"I'm not afraid to speak the truth. Christ was punished for speaking the truth too."