REASONS MY DAD IS DISAPPOINTED IN ME

Sad list for a sad girl who cries and will delete later.
  1. I went to Stanford instead of BYU.
  2. I went to Stanford and lost my religion.
  3. I went to Stanford and didn't major in something lucrative.
  4. I went to Stanford, but I moved home after college for a while bc I didn't know what I was doing.
  5. I went to Stanford, and I'm a nanny now and make no money.
  6. My politics are liberal.
  7. I want to work in "Hollyweird" and write and perform things he would definitely find offensive on some level.
  8. I'm not a boy.
  9. I didn't go on a Mormon mission.
  10. I'm not married.
  11. I don't have kids, and I don't even know if I want them.
  12. I know virtually nothing about my Samoan heritage.
    Never mind that he never bothered to teach us.
  13. I can't help support him and my mom financially as they retire.
  14. I'm gonna vote for Hillary.