1. I got this book for Christmas.
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  2. Two separate friends told me they saw it at the bookstore and thought, "Oh, Lindsey would love this."
    I have a brand, and apparently this is part of it.
  3. I started reading it.
  4. It is excellent.
    Lots of petty insults and brazen women and infantile kings.
  5. I wanted to take it to read at work.
  6. So I found a similar-sized book and swapped the covers.
  7. "Oh, how are you enjoying Founding Brothers?"
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    "...I love it." 😏😈